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/ Gone With The Wind LITE(tm)           \
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| -- by Margaret Mitchell               |
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| A woman only likes men she can't have |
| and the South gets trashed.           |
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| Gift of the Magi LITE(tm)             |
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| -- by O. Henry                        |
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| A husband and wife forget to register |
| their gift preferences.               |
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| The Old Man and the Sea LITE(tm)      |
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| -- by Ernest Hemingway                |
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| An old man goes fishing, but doesn't  |
\ have much luck.                       /
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